The Mind Lab of Larry Snow|
Thank God for Bob Dick.
(Posted at 8:39:08 PM EDT.)
Thank God I've got the ring.
(Posted at 8:34:01 PM EDT.)
Thank God I'm Rich.
(Posted at 8:31:24 PM EDT.)
Thank God I'm Fat.
(Posted at 8:30:13 PM EDT.)
The Snow Leopard
The squinty eyed Snow Leopard has played guitar with the likes of Vince Gill. No joke.
The Snow Leopard
(Posted at 6:05:40 AM EDT.)
The Ten Commandments
They should make it a law that if a person doesn't cry during "The Ten Commandments" that they are Un-American.
(Posted at 8:33:12 AM EDT.)
What is the point?
Of a Granola bar made with a Butterfinger bar? Why not just buy the Butterfinger?
(Posted at 2:30:00 PM EDT.)
Information Progress Report
I am living proof that Information Age is a roaring educative success. Just the other day, I was talking to Neo in Circuit City, and Neo said he read on the Information Net that Monster Cables were the best for stereos and I threw him in a headlock and
got a 70% discount. As long as they don't check the video cameras like they did in 24, the customer is always right in this Age
Information Progress Report
(Posted at 5:03:58 AM EDT.)
I would like a progress report.
(Posted at 4:37:07 AM EDT.)
That is what they call female astronaut.
(Posted at 9:43:16 AM EDT.)
Car and Model and China Buffet
I don't think that domain name is taken...
(Posted at 9:28:54 AM EDT.)
Car and Model
Two of my favorite things in the world - together on one site! If they only had a China Buffet too, I'd be in heaven!
Car and Model
(Posted at 9:28:11 AM EDT.)
Now that I think about it... I think the joke was told by a stalker. Maybe I ought to get counseling.
(Posted at 6:28:47 AM EDT.)
I had a dream the other night, and in the dream I told a joke. The joke went, "I saw you today" and the punch line was "I'll see
you tomorrow". In the dream it was very funny. But I don't get it now.
(Posted at 6:26:42 AM EDT.)
Ohhhhhh.... I'm so hungry... I'm think I'm gonna die....
(Posted at 9:19:59 AM EDT.)
I sent a stripper over to the hospital for Jim. I hope they let her in.
(Posted at 7:46:51 PM EDT.)
Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks could do the voice of cat and dog respectively. Then it
would for sure be a box office smash.
(Posted at 4:51:39 AM EDT.)
And a movie about a dog who falls in love with a cat would be a whole lot better than
American Beauty. That paper bag stuff was dumb. Garbage is garbage no matter
how you go about it. I would have been incensed if I had of worked in the garbage
industry and seen that movie.
(Posted at 4:48:47 AM EDT
A Great Movie
You know what would be a great movie? A movie about a dog who falls in love with a cat.
(Posted at 4:44:02 AM EDT.)
Wednesday, April 10, 2002
Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur
I wonder if Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur ever barfed.
(Posted at 2:06:09 PM EDT.)
Harry Carrie Larry
It is my idea for a sitcom starring me and two female wiccans/ aerobics teachers
called Harry and Carrie and how I go from their land lord named Larry, i.e. Don Knotts 3s-a-company, to a
pimp type figure, called Thelonius Snakebite. The reoccurring line of the show will be one of the girls screaming, "Owww!
Something bit my leg!" every time I brush up against them and then me going
(Posted at 10:21:14 AM EDT.)
The Ant never gets the Butterfly
It is amazing. Just when I think nature will become cruel, it turns out to be just like a Bug's Life. CG and friendly.
(Posted at 3:58:15 AM EST.)
A Riddle of the Rat for the Power of the Mind to Solve
Who is Belloq? And who is the Brown Mouse? I know this much though, that the
Brown Mouse was born in the year of the rat. Now show me a can of Raid and my
mind e-rat-icate those bugs.
Belloq and the Brown Mouse
(Posted at 4:27:13 AM EST.)
The Power of the Mind
I just made a bug crawl backwards with my mind!
(Posted at 4:16:36 AM EST.)
Eggs from last Easter
I kept a couple eggs over from last easter and put them in the communal fridge. They are really nicely decorated too. There is something magical about white crayon and dye eggs, even a year later.
(Posted at 11:26:07 AM EST.)
Chook and Scooby Doo
My god, this movie looks incredible! I'm dead serious! They are really going out on
a limb and pushing the boundaries back. Chook is going to get in on the Scooby
Doo Bandwagon. This Big, This is REAL BIG, and I don't want to be left out.
Scooby Doo Movie Sneak Preview
(Posted at 10:25:22 AM EST.)
I'm pretty excited about the Scoody Doo movie that is coming out. I have a feeling that it is going to be good unlike a lot of the
other cartoon based cinema outings. And I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about changing my name to Scooby Doo in
preparation for the release. Cause when you tell the ticket vendors that you share the same name as the movie's hero, you are
defiantly getting in for free.
(Posted at 6:32:31 PM EST.)
Wednesday, March 27, 2002
Writer's Guild Email
If I get another goddamn email from the writer's guild, I swear to God, I'm docking
Jimmy two weeks pay for not doing his job.
(Posted at 2:32:05 PM EST.)
That is Don Imus.
(Posted at 10:43:05 AM EST.)
We don't get Don Hymus here.
(Posted at 10:42:45 AM EST.)
OH MY GOD
It's Monday and I hate PuzzleYums and GekkoButt even MORE THAN BEFORE!!! It is like doppler effect, they just keep retarding.
(Posted at 10:21:33 AM EST.)
The comic doesn't even make any sense...
I mean seriously, what is it about? And what exactly are the things in the comic supposed to be? It is the dumbest thing I've
ever seen. I can't tell you how much I hate PuzzleMan and GekkoRex. It is a waste of time and money. I H A T E T H E M !!! May they rot in HELLL!!!!!!!!
(Posted at 5:12:58 AM EST.)
I hate PuzzleYums and GekkoMan
I've been up like 20,000 hours and I just came to a euphonious epiphany of mind,
body and soul - that I hate PuzzleYums and GekkoMan. God I hate em!
(Posted at 5:04:58 AM EST.)
The guy came by to detail my Hummer today. He left a lit cigarette burning in the ashtray and left streaks on the glass. That's the last time I "go" with the "getters", if you know what I mean...
(Posted at 7:01:12 PM EST.)
If you are traveling for Easter...
If you are traveling take the Chinese Greyhound. A lot of people don't
know that there is such a thing as the Chinese Greyhound. But it
exists. And I've ridden it many a night to Philly.
(Posted at 4:32:39 PM EST.)
Everyone poo-poo-ed and nay-nay-ed and said, it couldn't be true. But I knew it
was, just like I knew that the moon landings were fake cause John Glenn was a
Canadian. And you'd better believe they are shipping my order for free!
(Posted at 7:53:07 AM EST.)
The Latest in Lunacy
John Montgomery is completely and utterly nuts! He looks kinda of like me sitting in that office.
(Posted at 7:32:18 AM EST.)
I'd really like these people to make a web page for me. Their design is getting them
tons of hits. When you type in in WKRP on Goodle, it is the number one WKRP
site. There is a WKRP site above them actually, but they are an actual radio site.
(Posted at 7:20:13 AM EST.)
When I was away on business once, this guy came up to me and offered me a free book about Jesus. He was obviously a cult member or something. I took the free book, (thinking it would at least give me something to read on the plane) and then the guy demanded a "donation"! I said no. So the guy follows me around the terminal demanding money and calling me names. And whenI tried to give the book back, he wouldn't take it! I bought him a ticket next to me on the plane. This way I would have someone to talk to. It also left him stranded in Pheonix, which made me feel good about all the shit I had to listen to from that nutcase.
(Posted at 10:29:27 PM EST.)
Oh my god....
I'm gonna vomit.... I ate those eggs way, way too fast. I must have
eaten a dozen in - oh I'm gonna get sick.
(Posted at 9:53:03 AM EST.)
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