The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
Sunday, May 21, 200

Wheelly Bar
My bar on wheels, it didn't happen. So much for big plans. That's okay, I'll just throw the shopping cart in the neighbor's dog pen.
(Posted at 04:06:14 PM EDT.)

Ignant Speaker
I asked the speaker guy up Circuit City if they could install a Woofer, a Tweeter and a Hooter speaker in my car. He thought I was joking. You'd think they'd have more competent people working at Circuit City, but they don't.
(Posted at 04:03:45 PM EDT.)

Saturday, May 20, 2000

Saturday Bar
I haven't slept in about 37 hours, and it is right about now, DJ Fatboy Slimmy, that I start looking to build things. I've heard in Chicago they have these new hover bars. A floating bar is hockey for me, too much like a happy cloud in Mario World. However, I do like the notion of a movable bar just like I like the notion of Silver Dollar Nipples. So I am going to pop over to food lion and take a couple wheels off the shopping carts and make me wheelly bar. Hell, maybe I'll just throw a whole cart in the back of the Mini Van and make a lazy man's movable bar by attaching a piece of plywood with duct tape to the top of the cart. The Mini Van has got tons of room.
(Posted at 06:20:40 AM EDT.)

Snowashion is HARDKORN
If you are a merchandising consultant for either the Gucci or Puma line of products, I too would like to advertise your goods just the members of the innovative band Korn do on their web site. Gucci and Puma are obviously products that speak to the young generation. I feel with your endorsement and by decking me out in your gear, our nation of youth would listen to me just like they do Korn. Perhaps you could develope me a catchy name for "fashion" like Korn's "phashion". Perhaps "Snowashion".

Link: Korn Phashion

(Posted at 05:14:55 AM EDT.)

Mind Lab forgot the "e" on Welcome. Everything is done for a purpose though. Clarity is often contingent on time. Welcome to Mind Lab.
(Posted at 12:04:20 AM EDT.)

Greeting in the New Day
Mind Lab greets the dawn of the new day. Welcom to Mind Lab.
(Posted at 12:01:40 AM EDT.)

Friday, May 19, 2000

A small green light stays on forever, the red light blinks intermittently. Welcome to Mind Lab.
(Posted at 11:58:58 PM EDT.)

Orange Soap is Mind Lab
The only soap in the Mind Lab is the type that smells like an orange orchard and eats the top three layers of skin off your hands.
(Posted at 08:02:36 PM EDT.)

How many minds are in the Mind Lab?
Millions of Minds.
(Posted at 06:37:48 PM EDT.)

What is located in the Mind Lab?
(Posted at 02:56:34 PM EDT.)

Introduzca (en espanol)
La casa de la mente es Laboratorio De La Mente.
(Posted at 12:27:14 PM EDT.)

The house of the mind is Mind Lab.
(Posted at 12:24:23 PM EDT.)

No Floppy Disks
There are no floppy disks in the Mind Lab.
(Posted at 11:17:29 AM EDT.)

Welcome to Mind Lab
%% I'll be in the Mind Lab for the rest of the day, nobody bother me.
(Posted at 09:31:59 AM EDT.)

The ABC's or Railing
I have often thought of establishing a transmigrational railroad so that I may travel from point A to point B with relative ease. If such a rail existed, I could also stop by points C and D and check on my other many vested potential potentials. The only hang up I can make out right now, is all the livestock farmland we would have to barrel through. May be a barb wire fence could be erected, may be razor wire. Wouldn't that be fun.
(Posted at 08:07:47 AM EDT.)

Thursday, May 18, 2000

Omni is TRUTH
"Ding Dong" probably sounds different to every ear. Maybe to Harry's ear it sounds like, "Dear, Deer" and maybe to Sally Mae's ear, "Doo, Doo". Pigeons probably all hear the same "Ding, Dong" sound though, cause pigeons only have brains the size of raisins. I read that in Omni.
(Posted at 07:36:12 PM EDT.)

Ding Dong
You ever wonder where the "ding dong" sound for the doorbell came from? The doorbell doesn't "ding dong". I can't tell you what sound the doorbell makes, but it doesn't go "ding dong", I can tell you that. It's just something that popped in my head.
Link: This kid is stupid.

(Posted at 04:54:15 PM EDT.)

The Answer to my own Riddle
Of course pigeons would eat peanut butter. They eat Vienetta and they eat silly string, so why wouldn't they eat peanut butter? I don't know why I didn't think of that before. I love riddles.
(Posted at 01:40:32 PM EDT .)

Pigeon Peanut Butter
Pigeons eat peanuts, but do they eat peanut butter? I don't know to be honest. It is just a question that popped in head.
(Posted at 01:37:05 PM EDT.)

Beware of the Pigeon Ghost
Never kill a pigeon though... even if that pigeon eats your Viennetta... for if you do, that pigeon will come back as pigeon ghost.

Picture: A pigeon haunting a small child.

(Posted at 09:14:24 AM EDT.)

Viennetta is a Pigeon
People can't even see the pigeon stool on the Viennetta, it blends right in.
(Posted at 09:03:35 AM EDT.)

Worst of the Web II
I'd would just like to reiterate that the Worst of the Web Site is very, very lame. Anybody who makes caricatures of themselves might as well ask for governments grants so they can commission statues of themselves in the town plaza. That way at least pigeons can stink them up with pigeon crap, and the statues will ever so slowly fall into disrepair because pigeon crap is high in steamy acids. The Titanic sunk the same way, pigeon crap made its steally supports ever so weak.
(Posted at 08:25:56 AM EDT.)

Wednesday, May 17, 2000

My Site is the Best Site on the Web
I own the best site on the web. The "Worst of the Web" site blows.
Link: Worst of the Web
Picture: Dorks

(Posted at 07:27:37 PM EDT.)

Talkie Tooter
I recently bought Talkie Tooter and logged over 200 hours of HAM radio use with it.
Link: Talkie Tooter Site
Picture: Talkie Tooter

(Posted at 07:18:24 PM EDT.)

So stop sending me prank mails you faggots. PC Pussy
(Posted at 06:49:15 PM EDT.)

How to Pick Up 21 Year Old Girls in the Bar
This will surely get you sex.
(Posted at 06:37:34 PM EDT.)

New Idea.
I thought up of a brilliant new idea. It will be called 'The Guy in the Living Room.' More on this later.
(Posted at 06:16:00 PM EDT.)

Tuesday, May 16, 2000

Ben Hur
In ancient Grecian times, Samurai used to fight lions and race chariots, just like in Ben Hur. In my own life I have often felt slighted since today there are only Nascar speedways and no more Greek Arenas around. I have thought many times how my own life has paralleled Ben Hur, the famous Samurai of Greece. My mother and sister were never sent to the leper mines, but, I know if chariot racing were around today, I would not only have my picture plastered all over mugs and t-shirts, but I'd be the BEST samurai around.Check this poser Samuri.
(Posted at 11:32:45 AM EDT.)

I See a Tape Recorder and I Grab It
I don't keep up to much on rap music to much, or MPBee's and Nappy, the music nabbing machine, but I do know that Lar's Ulrich is whining bitch. I think he needs a nappy. I like that Mr. Chuck D. fella. He's alright.
(Posted at 08:04:10 AM EDT.)

Hillary Rodamn Clinton
I'd have sex with Hillary Rodamn Clinton if she propositioned me.
(Posted at 07:16:23 AM EDT.)

I am a cyberguru. Listen to my brain cyber like a million and one pennies sloshing the piggy bank yelling, "Let me out onto this great new world of wonder so I can cybersurf in cyberspace!" I throw down in cyberslang with top 20 cybers in the business today. Hello, cybercommunicating Larry Snow, how may I help you? Sorry I can't go to work today, my eyes only work in cyberlight! It is time now to eat a cybertwinkee. So please excuse me while I cyberjize my body with cybercakeygoodness!
(Posted at 05:59:19 AM EDT.)

Monday, May 15, 2000

Double Dare Experiment
I'm not to much into experimenting with my food, but every now and again I do. I can tell you one thing not to make though, and that is Blue Cheese Pees. Cold chunky blue cheese poured over green steamy pees is pretty damn gross. The only place Blue Cheese Pees might be acceptable would be on Double Dare. However, Mark Summers if you are reading this, you can't have my idea. It is copyrighted like all my thoughts for my mind is a gold mine of rubies and radioactive ore. Mark Summer's I double dare you to steal my idea and see if I don't sue you. Punk.
(Posted at 03:24:16 PM EDT.)

Satan is a Retard
It seems all the rage today to make Satan Cool again. The only thing I understand about Satan worship is that it is retarded and sad, just like the story of Marty Insull. Marty was a fella I knew. He played accordion for Cajun band in a bar I used to frequent. However the ways of Satan got into his head and then he went down the path less travelled, the path of the Devil. He met some Satanists who convinced him to play accordion in a Satan Band. Marty was put in ward after they found him injecting stray cats with urine he'd fermented with yeast in microbrews. I tell you what, if you are into Satan Rock, you'll end up just like Marty drinking goat semen for giggles. Even The Onion is better than Satan. Peace.
(Posted at 11:30:33 AM EDT.)

Sunday, May 14, 2000

It's a funny word, isn't it? Exactly how does one knock shit? Or farts for that matter...
(Posted at 10:37:47 PM EDT.)

The Curves of Vocab
The words "tit" and "titty", may not be four letter words, but I still like them a whole lot!
(Posted at 06:57:00 PM ED.)

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(Posted at 03:42:01 PM EDT.)

I See Dead People
Call me old fashioned, but I do not think that children should have access to the Internet.

Kids are Creepy.

(Posted at 09:48:20 AM EDT.)

Best Joke of All Time
You know what I think is one of the best jokes ever? Get a paper towel and stick your tongue through it. That cracks me up every time. God, I love that joke!
(Posted at 09:35:56 AM EDT.)

Here is a story about Wolf:
Wolf went to the park one sunny day. He brought a lunch to eat in the park. Wolf sat down on a nearby bench and opened up his lunch.

"Boy I am hungry" said Wolf.
Suddenly out of the sky came a big bird and grabbed Wolf's lunch. "You MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER SON OF BITCH!!!" yelled Wolf.
Wolf then jumped up and.... be continued....

(Posted at 12:15:03 AM EDT.)

Well I'll be damned. Cliff said he would put this thing up, and he finally did. Expect Greatness to flow from this page.
(Posted at 12:10:43 AM EDT.)

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- Larry Snow

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