The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
Friday, June 30, 2000

Any singular itemized unit dipped into liquid nitrogen will be edowed with the powers of cold fusion.
(Posted at 12:03:14 AM EDT.)

Thursday, June 29, 2000

I got 'em.
(Posted at 11:40:56 PM EDT.)

Wednesday, June 21, 2000

I have the H's. I need some preparation for them.
(Posted at 09:17:52 AM EDT.)

Monday, June 19, 2000

Make it so
Today, somebody asked me who I would be if I could be any character from a literary work, and i said Capt. Picard and they said "No", and I said "Make it so".
(Posted at 09:10:44 PM EDT.)

Saturday, June 17, 2000

It is a disgusting practice if you ask me. I wouldn't even do it if I had really good kitchen gloves and was listening to free jazz. Hell, I wouldn't do it if I had a really nice B-Eye. I don't need a B-Eye. I can just go to the website. Screw those tubes. That is for nurses and perverts.
(Posted at 02:16:10 PM EDT.)

I wonder if the world looks prism like? I want a B-eye.

Link: Nice B-Eye

(Posted at 02:08:31 PM EDT.)

Forgot the page... it is. Beetle Quake! All I know is I got first player, give me the gravis pad!

Link: Beetle Axis and Allies

(Posted at 02:06:37 PM EDT.)

Beetle Quake
I bet the people who made this page have never played quake. Just kidding, I shouldn't patronise. I should right them and ask them if they have beetle skins for quake or at least my Winamp.
(Posted at 02:03:24 PM EDT.)

The Beetle Problemo
I've got a beetle problemo. A lot of persons (who says persons? Everybody says "people"; but I just thought I'd use "persons" because I feel like saying "missing" before it) have roach problems. Not me though, I've got a beetle problemo. I can hear the little shits breathing at night.
(Posted at 01:54:48 PM EDT.)

The Bottom of my Slippers
The bottom of my slippers are completely blackened. I think they have mold growing on them.
(Posted at 01:51:31 PM EDT.)

Friday, June 16, 2000

Goatee Mirage
I was wrong, I can't visualise the goatee in my head. I'd better just grow one and stop hallucinating.
(Posted at 09:38:13 PM EDT.)

But the epitome hip...
...would be to have each of the prongs decorated with a rubber band at the end. One blue rubber band and one red one. I can almost visualise it in my head.
(Posted at 09:35:22 PM EDT.)

Now a forked goatee, one of those double pronged numbers, that would truly be hip.
(Posted at 09:32:28 PM EDT .)

I'm growing one. I must be drunk.
(Posted at 09:27:35 PM EDT.)

Thursday, June 15, 2000

Fake Vampire Teeth
I know this girl who thinks she's a vampire and she tried to convince me she had fangs. They were fake. To think, she tried to pull the wool over my eyes.
(Posted at 04:47:50 PM EDT.)

Wednesday, June 14, 2000

To his right, a red neon sign...
It says, Tubby.
(Posted at 06:20:13 PM EDT.)

Tuesday, June 13, 2000

Her Ankle Ran all the Up
Is that a dolphin tattoo on your ankle? Can I see your pus... I mean, do you have any tattoos?
(Posted at 04:08:00 PM EDT.)

Demon Painter
How come the artists who draw those really cool looking Dragons, Demons and half naked ladies never make it into the big art galleries or Time Magazine as spotlighted artists for that matter?
(Posted at 06:40:34 PM EDT.)

Picio the fake Pokemon. He looks just like Pikachu but he has little stars in his eyes.
(Posted at 02:58:08 AM EDT.)

Monday, June 12, 2000

Sure Fire Laughs Every Time
If you somebody says, "Hey, what's up?" - you say, "The sun." Everybody will be side split with laughter.
(Posted at 07:44:47 PM EDT.)

Sunday, June 11, 2000

Computer Beach Party
I've been wondering about just what "Computer Beach Party" is about. I've been thinking about it so much that last night I dreamt I saw it and it was awesome.
(Posted at 06:22:02 AM EDT.)

Heathrow Airport
Tel: 011-44-1895-431106
Fax: 011-44-1895-431109
Give them a shout.

(Posted at 05:31:55 AM EDT.)

Saturday, June 10, 2000

Computer Beach Party
I kinda want to see the movie "Computer Beach Party" with Hank Amigo. It looks pretty good. It takes place in Texas. ZShops has it for sale.

Link: For Sale

(Posted at 02:16:56 PM EDT.)

Friday, June 9, 2000

Coonskin Hats
They are all the rage. All the hip kids are wearing them.
(Posted at 01:56:59 PM EDT.)

The Major
Has anybody seen the Major? He's interested in vomit experiments.
(Posted at 12:04:14 PM EDT.)

Bitchass Leroy McCoy
It is a real name. Imagine being named that. By God, secondary schooling must have been practically unbearable.
(Posted at 09:47:03 AM EDT.)

Thursday, June 8, 2000

Did you know you can make a radio using everyday objects you can find around the house? I did. I don't mean to brag, but I did.
(Posted at 09:56:52 PM EDT.)

Bitchass Leroy McCoy
That isn't a real name.
(Posted at 05:29:32 PM EDT.)

Somethings Never Change, FTP Frank is still a SHITFACE
(Posted at 12:08:01 PM EDT.)

Jokey J's
(Posted at 12:05:15 PM EDT.)

Everybody was called Jay at the party but me.
(Posted at 12:01:19 PM EDT.)

Which one is not the same?
(Posted at 11:58:50 AM EDT.)

Flaky Back
I've got flaky back. What's up with that?
(Posted at 09:54:28 AM EDT.)

10 miles by Combine
So I am thinking to myself there are these two farmers and one of em' starts a howling like wounded boar. Farmer number two, who we will call Farmer Ted, says farmer number one, who we will call Farmer Lee, "Why are you howling like a wounded boar?" Farmer Ted says, "Cause I don't know how far is it to town. I have to deposit these pennies from the piggy bank into the Farmer's Bank." Farmer Lee says, "10 miles." That is a joke Steve Martin told. I don't think that is in the least bit funny and no where near as funny as "Dorf goes fishing." I had to cellophane wrap the lazy boy cause I was afraid I piss myself and ruin my chair watching "Dorf goes fishing".
(Posted at 09:34:07 AM EDT.)

Last night I watched some of my Dorf videos. First I watched "Dorf on Golfing" and then the quite rare "Dorf and the First Games of Mount Olympus". I fell asleep and dreamt that they made a two new Dorf videos, the first called "Dorf goes Jet-Moto Racing" and the second, "Dorf meets Richard Marcinko".

Link: Rogue Warrior Portal
Picture: Demo Dick

(Posted at 07:14:29 AM EDT.)

Wednesday, June 7, 2000

Subterfuge Fair
Are you going to Subterfuge Fair -
Spinach, maze, rosemary I think I've gone blind -
Willow whisp my dog,
He's got a lisp -
And the kitty has got a hair lip.

(Posted at 02:42:33 PM EDT.)

Scarborough Fair
I went to the Scarborough Fair, and I met Eddie Van Halen.
(Posted at 02:34:21 PM EDT.)

I awoke in a fury and made the sound "Ahhh" for 30 seconds straight. My watch is never wrong.
(Posted at 06:47:45 AM EDT.)

Tuesday, June 6, 2000

Subterfuge Confessional
I left a turd in the mangier.
(Posted at 09:08:51 PM EDT.)

Subterfuge Loveline
Okay, I gotta go subterfuge. I'm about 5 weeks backlogged on Loveline episodes that I've taped off MTV. I need to watch them and take extensive notes so I can strike back with my own show, Larryline.
(Posted at 06:23:23 PM EDT.)

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