The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
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Make it so
Today, somebody asked me who I would be if I could be any character from a literary work, and i said Capt. Picard and they said "No", and I said "Make it so".
(Posted at 09:10:44 PM EDT.)
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Enemaologist
It is a disgusting practice if you ask me. I wouldn't even do it if I had really good kitchen gloves and was listening to free jazz. Hell, I wouldn't do it if I had a really nice B-Eye. I don't need a B-Eye. I can just go to the website. Screw those tubes. That is for nurses and pervets.
(Posted at 02:16:10 PM EDT.)
B-Eye
I wonder if the world looks prism like? I want a B-eye.
Link: Nice B-Eye
(Posted at 02:08:31 PM EDT.)
Forgot the page...
...here it is. Beetle Quake! All I know is I got first player, give me the gravis pad!
Link: Beetle Axis and Allies
(Posted at 02:06:37 PM EDT.)
Beetle Quake
I bet the people who made this page have never played quake. Just kidding, I shouldn't patronise. I should right them and ask them if they have beetle skins for quake or at least my Winamp.
(Posted at 02:03:24 PM EDT.)
The Beetle Problemo
I've got a beetle problemo. A lot of persons (who says persons? Everybody says "people"; but I just thought I'd use "persons" because I feel like saying "missing" before it) have roach problems. Not me though, I've got a beetle problemo. I can hear the little shits breathing at night.
(Posted at 01:54:48 PM EDT.)
The Bottom of my Slippers
The bottom of my slippers are completely blackened. I think they have mold growing on them.
(Posted at 01:51:31 PM EDT.)
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Goatee Mirage
I was wrong, I can't visualise the goatee in my head. I'd better just grow one and stop hallucinating.
(Posted at 09:38:13 PM EDT.)
But the epitome hip...
...would be to have each of the prongs decorated with a rubber band at the end. One blue rubber band and one red one. I can almost visualise it in my head.
(Posted at 09:35:22 PM EDT.)
Forked
Now a forked goatee, one of those double pronged numbers, that would truly be hip.
(Posted at 09:32:28 PM EDT.)
Goatee
I'm growing one. I must be drunk.
(Posted at 09:27:35 PM EDT.)
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Fake Vampire Teeth
I know this girl who thinks she's a vampire and she tried to convince me she had fangs. They were fake. To think, she tried to pull the wool over my eyes.
(Posted at 04:47:50 PM EDT.)
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To his right, a red neon sign...
It says, Tubby.
(Posted at 06:20:13 PM EDT.)
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Her Ankle Ran all the Up
Is that a dolphin tattoo on your ankle? Can I see your pus... I mean, do you have any tattoos?
(Posted at 04:08:00 PM EDT.)
Demon Painter
How come the artists who draw those really cool looking Dragons, Demons and half naked ladies never make it into the big art galleries or Time Magazine as spotlighted artists for that matter?
(Posted at 06:40:34 PM EDT.)
Picio
Picio the fake Pokemon. He looks just like Pikachu but he has little stars in his eyes.
(Posted at 02:58:08 AM EDT.)
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Sure Fire Laughs Every Time
If you somebody says, "Hey, what's up?" - you say, "The sun." Everybody will be side split with laughter.
(Posted at 07:44:47 PM EDT.)
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Computer Beach Party
I've been wondering about just what "Computer Beach Party" is about. I've been thinking about it so much that last night I dreamt I saw it and it was awesome.
(Posted at 06:22:02 AM EDT.)
Heathrow Airport
Tel: 011-44-1895-431106 Fax: 011-44-1895-431109 Give them a shout.
(Posted at 05:31:55 AM EDT.)
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Computer Beach Party
I kinda want to see the movie "Computer Beach Party" with Hank Amigo. It looks pretty good. It takes place in Texas. Amazon.com ZShops has it for sale.
Link: For Sale
(Posted at 02:16:56 PM EDT.)
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Coonskin Hats
They are all the rage. All the hip kids are wearing them.
(Posted at 01:56:59 PM EDT.)
The Major
Has anybody seen the Major? He's interested in vomit experiments.
(Posted at 12:04:14 PM EDT.)
Bitchass Leroy McCoy
It is a real name. Imagine being named that. By God, secondary schooling must have been practically unbearable.
(Posted at 09:47:03 AM EDT.)
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FM/AM
Did you know you can make a radio using everyday objects you can find around the house? I did. I don't mean to brag, but I did.
(Posted at 09:56:52 PM EDT.)
Bitchass Leroy McCoy
That isn't a real name.
(Posted at 05:29:32 PM EDT.)
Somethings Never Change, FTP Frank is still a SHITFACE
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Jokey J's
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Everybody was called Jay at the party but me.
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Which one is not the same?
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjgjjjjjjjjj
(Posted at 11:58:50 AM EDT.)
Flaky Back
I've got flaky back. What's up with that?
(Posted at 09:54:28 AM EDT.)
10 miles by Combine
So I am thinking to myself there are these two farmers and one of em' starts a howling like wounded boar. Farmer number two, who we will call Farmer Ted, says farmer number one, who we will call Farmer Lee, "Why are you howling like a wounded boar?" Farmer Ted says, "Cause I don't know how far is it to town. I have to deposit these pennies from the piggy bank into the Farmer's Bank." Farmer Lee says, "10 miles." That is a joke Steve Martin told. I don't think that is in the least bit funny and no where near as funny as "Dorf goes fishing." I had to cellophane wrap the lazy boy cause I was afraid I piss myself and ruin my chair watching "Dorf goes fishing".
(Posted at 09:34:07 AM EDT.)
Dorf
Last night I watched some of my Dorf videos. First I watched "Dorf on Golfing" and then the quite rare "Dorf and the First Games of Mount Olympus". I fell asleep and dreamt that they made a two new Dorf videos, the first called "Dorf goes Jet-Moto Racing" and the second, "Dorf meets Richard Marcinko".
Link: Rogue Warrior Portal
Picture: Demo Dick
(Posted at 07:14:29 AM EDT.)
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Subterfuge Fair
Are you going to Subterfuge Fair -
Spinach, maze, rosemary I think I've gone blind -
Willow whisp my dog,
He's got a lisp -
And the kitty has got a hair lip.
(Posted at 02:42:33 PM EDT.)
Scarborough Fair
I went to the Scarborough Fair, and I met Eddie Van Halen.
(Posted at 02:34:21 PM EDT.)
Ahhh
I awoke in a fury and made the sound "Ahhh" for 30 seconds straight. My watch is never wrong.
(Posted at 06:47:45 AM EDT.)
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Subterfuge Confessional
I left a turd in the mangier.
(Posted at 09:08:51 PM EDT.)
Subterfuge Loveline
Okay, I gotta go subterfuge. I'm about 5 weeks backlogged on Loveline episodes that I've taped off MTV. I need to watch them and take extensive notes so I can strike back with my own show, Larryline.
(Posted at 06:23:23 PM EDT.)
Operation Subterfuge
Only five months to go before I am sinking German Ships. I get a sub and I'll be the best damn subterfuger they ever saw.
(Posted at 06:19:57 PM EDT.)
Fugitive Subterfuge
In my subterfuge I have been forced to flee. I am the fugitive of subterfuge.
(Posted at 04:19:02 PM EDT.)
Subterfuge
Today I was out behind the bank subterfuging and some of the attendants came out and asked me what I was doing. I said, "subterfuge" and they asked me to leave.
(Posted at 04:16:35 PM EDT.)
The Days of My Youth
I had a vision, one Earth of Buffalo, roaming, free. I think I hear a drum.
(Posted at 09:36:24 AM EDT.)
New Drink for Starbucks
It is called a Nescrappe. Don't worry, customers won't get it you elitist pricks.
(Posted at 07:15:24 AM EDT.)
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Rubber Cork
The wine with the rubber cork in it is fancy-smancy.
(Posted at 04:35:26 PM EDT.)
Creamer of Gnaw
I ran out of milk so I mixed some coffee creamer with water for my cereal. It tastes surprisingly good. Hey FTP Frank, how many lumps of sugar does your Sarah L. who lives in the rabbit hole like to gnaw on? I don't have enough coffee creamer here to make her cereal too. She'll have to eat sugar lumps.
(Posted at 07:30:10 AM EDT.)
FTP Frank and Sarah L.
FTP Frank FTPed me again and said that he thought he had a chance with Sarah L. I bet Sarah L. lives down a rabbit hole.
(Posted at 07:24:02 AM EDT.)
Rat
I had a dream last night that a big rat ran across my chest. I woke up and yelled "RAT!!!", threw all my covers off and jumped out of bed. There wasn't any rat, but I could have sworn something ran across my chest.
(Posted at 07:22:25 AM EDT.)
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FTP Franks's Shed Address
FTP Frank lives in Frankfurt VA! Ahhh-HA-HA !!! I got you didn't I FTP Frank! You thought I was going to give out your shed address, well I didn't. Now you will forever have to sweat in fear wondering when I may or may not put your shed address up on the net. You can't stay online forever FTP Frank.
(Posted at 06:29:38 PM EDT.)
FTP Frank that is the LAST STRAW
I thought it was funny that my one post didn't have a title. I knew it was you FTP Frank all along! And to think I attributed it to the "Title Eating Monster"! I just wanted you to admit it. Now I am gonna give out the home address of your shed in the next post I put up FTP Frank. FTP FRANK'S SHED ADDRESS IN THE NEXT POST - BE SURE TO READ IT!!!
(Posted at 06:25:49 PM EDT.)
The Abduction of FTP Frank
FTP Frank just FTPed me and told me that "gravy" was not the answer to the riddle. Well guess what FTP Frank, normal contributing members of society do not believe things said by people who live in sheds. And that means you FTP Frank since you live in a shed that isn't even yours I might add. Furthermore I would like to point out that it is people like you that the government targets to do their fake alien abductions and autopsies on to cover up whatever they are putting into gravy. I'm not saying I have or haven't ever worked for the government FTP Frank, I'm just saying you'd better watch it or pretty soon there is gonna be a documentary on Discovery about how FTP Frank was forced to eat blue mimeograph with the blue inky flying fat girl. So fuck you FTP Frank and the fey sailboat you sailed in on. The answer will forever and ever, ever "gravy". Now, you'd better go watch the skies FTP Frank, watch them.
(Posted at 06:16:53 PM EDT.)
Gravy Bath
Do you remember that dumbass riddle that went around a couple months ago and had everybody in an uproar? The riddle was: "There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I"ve given you the third word. What is it? __________gry?" Well I figured it out all on my own. It wasn't whatever dumbass answer they said it was it was what I discovered. The answer to the riddle is gravy. Everyone uses gravy everyday and loves it. I'm gonna go fill my bathtub with gravy right now and slide in to my gravy bath. I'm a master mind. Feel my mental wizardry.
(Posted at 06:00:51 PM EDT.)
Blue Inky Flying Fat Girl
I've been thinking about it. I didn't hap onto this whole mimeograph blue ink thing by chance; this is BIGGER than me and I know it. I'm way out of my league. This is better than Alien Autopsy, cause the blue ink is real, very real... Hell, I bet if that monster truck fat woman who spread Nutello on the Fig Newton I gave here were here right now and we had some blue ink mimeographs, she'd scarf them right up. All that blue ink would get all pasty around her fat swollen lips and she drool blue inky saliva just like a big blue fat fly. Then I'd say "Air Raid!" and her big fat blue oozing fly ass would pinball through the air in fear just like Mr. Presely. Mr. Presely said aliens are real and that why he is a memeber of the NRA cause pretty soon the aliens are going to Battlefield Earth and he wants to protect himself. FTP Frank, do me a favor, ask you new age crystal panzy friends what they think of the blue ink and monster truck fat girls who might or might not eat it.
(Posted at 02:52:11 PM EDT.)
FTP Frank get a CLUE-DOE
Money isn't in the Internet. Money or doe, as we call it around here, is in the blue ink mimeographs cause people love the way it smells. Down with FTP Frank and his world wide money pit of conspiracy.
(Posted at 02:23:45 PM EDT.)
Blue Ink
All the photocopying machines are going to get disposed of and instead we are going to use those mimeograph machines that use the blue ink cause I like the smell of that blue ink. It makes me feel funny in the head.
(Posted at 02:20:46 PM EDT.)
FTP Frank CUT IT OUT!!!
To prove that the Internet was a good investment, FTP Frank just changed the "ph" of phone to "ff" in my previous post. FTP Frank, I'm warning you. If you keep horsing around and I'm going to post the address of that shed you live in on a couple sites. I bet you are living there illegally anyway. Do the Martin's know you live in their shed? I know your mom knows the Martins, but that doesn't count for two-wong-foos in the real world. You and your shitty looser shed FTP Frank. You are on the damn net to much. You ought to go out and get some sun. Fear me FTP Frank, fear me. I know where you shed.
(Posted at 08:35:58 AM EDT.)
FTP Frank
FTP Frank ffoned me the other day and said I should invest in the Internet cause pretty soon it was going to be worth big money. Maybe. I just don't buy it.
(Posted at 08:25:07 AM EDT.)
The Title Eating Monster
A monster must have eaten the title on the post I did before this one.
(Posted at 08:13:49 AM EDT.)
I had to clean the Sky Lights the other day. So I got up on the roof and I started shouting "Air Raid!" and old man Presely who lives across the road hit the ground. I felt pretty bad.
(Posted at 08:11:30 AM EDT.)
Tasty
One time I met this monster truck fat woman. She was nice. I offered her a Fig Newton and she took it. She spread Nutello on it and said it was "Tasty".
(Posted at 08:07:50 AM EDT.)
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Slippery Slut Math
So there are these two denominators, and they hire a slutty numerator. The next thing you know, you have a compound fraction spit roast going on. Show me your slope.
(Posted at 09:10:50 AM EDT.)
Example of Number Crackers
I copied this from this off the Web:
"Psychedelic hate noise, that’s my buzz phrase. NEW MIND is what happens when I sit down to make music with a computer
and samplers..."This toolbox sounds like a Number Cracker. I bet he got all the way up to fractions.
Link: Visit the Example Number Cracker on the Web
(Posted at 09:02:31 AM EDT.)
Number Crackers
That is what they call the smart white boys. Number Crackers.
(Posted at 08:59:04 AM EDT.)
The young lambs crying through the frost,
They sound like church bells, sending their voices to my tender ear drum upon on the soft wind. These are things I can't live without! My ear spasm like Jell-O and then I feel like taking a dump! Just kidding. But I do have to take a dump.
(Posted at 08:51:06 AM EDT.)
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Rollercoaster of a Day
Little spinning oriental girls with flower petal arms, NOW THAT IS EXCITING!
(Posted at 09:14:16 PM EDT.)
Telephone
Sometimes when I answer the phone I put on a pig mask and pretend I am in the movie Killing Zoe. Does that mean I'm creepy? I've got a Rose Perot mask. I think that is creepier.
(Posted at 09:12:26 PM EDT.)
Avant-Tard Postcards
I was rooting through the company mail bin today and I pulled some other peoples mail out. Somebody had received a postcard. On it there are all these mountain sheep on go figure, a mountain. And the mountain sheep on this mountain were eating mountain grasses. Then there was this guy in a Speedo suit on a mountain bike riding past the mountain sheep on the mountain. I'm so glad my friend don't mail me dumb shit.
(Posted at 01:48:24 PM EDT.)
Bad Meat
The dog has been into some bad meat again. He came home with a bunch of baby white grubs on his face.
(Posted at 01:03:05 PM EDT.)
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Man or Robo
Nevermind... It was just some dude on a trapeze...
(Posted at 08:28:13 PM EDT.)
Rejected Letter to the Editor
Dear Voodoo Lady,
I do not want you Voodoo Child. Take him back.
Sincerely,
Larry Snow
(Posted at 08:25:11 PM EDT.)
Melts in Egypt not in the Nile
I heard that some explorers found food remnants of something very much like M and M's in King Tut's tomb. Go figure, King Tut eating M and M's. I read that in National Geographic.
(Posted at 07:22:22 PM EDT.)
Dear Eco-Warriors
Use one square of toliet paper when you shit. Conservation is key.
(Posted at 06:22:19 PM EDT.)
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The Poop Read I left for K-Mart
I wrote this on the bathroom wall at K-Mart. "I put a wiffle ball and bat on Layaway at your store. Then I picked it up, but I didn't pay, I kidnapped it out of the store. Then I jammed it into a soda machine outside, just like I was a cat burglar. I went back later and got my wiffle batty bat and wiffle balling wiffle out. Then I swung over to McDonalds and got my picture taken smacking Hamburglar up side his burger beefy head with my wiffle bat and I mailed the photos to the K-Mart management, the FBI and OCPD. I signed all the photos, With Love, Larry Snow." I left my home phone number below my message on the K-Mart wall and later that week the store management rang me and they gave me the third degree. I told them it was a joke. I don't know if they got it.
(Posted at 01:24:07 PM EDT.)
Tank Girl
If Tank Girl went to the Bonanza Family Style restaurant and ordered a Rib-eye, would she say "Tank you very much" when they gave her Rib-eye? I bet she would. She looks like a slut.
Link: Tank Girl
(Posted at 12:47:37 PM EDT.)
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Time to Question the State of Your Life
If you own a dog, that you refer to as a "human" because the dog is smarter than the other people that cohabit your home, you might want to question just how it is you are living.
(Posted at 08:33:01 PM EDT.)
Brawl
Show me your scabby nose. That's what he said and I punched him.
(Posted at 08:27:58 PM EDT.)
Air Traffic Control
I could bring the planes right in, and then just when the pilots weren't looking, I'd throw Styrofoam cups full of hot coffee at them just to keep them on their toes.
(Posted at 07:07:56 PM EDT.)
Funny Idea for a Movie
A stoner staring into outer space crying. If you'd like to use my idea, it is copyrighted. You'll have to pay me boku-cash in order to use my idea.
(Posted at 06:10:54 PM EDT.)
Write
More people should write stuff and post it on the Internet.
Link: Interesting Writing Stuff
(Posted at 04:46:19 PM EDT.)
Crab
I put clothespins on my nipples and I swear, my chest looked just like a little spider crab.
(Posted at 04:38:08 PM EDT.)
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The Chew Test
Did you ever notice that chewy food tends to have an odor while hard food tends to have no scent. Prove me wrong.
(Posted at 05:53:27 PM EDT.)
YOU SUCK
I've gotta remember not to offend people who listen to hardcore.
(Posted at 04:39:27 PM EDT.)
Missing Recordings
Look, there is a two day gap in my Larry Snow Mind Lab log... what happened on those two days? It is as if because the time was unaccounted for, I ceased to exist. Those two days are like the lost recordings of Larry Snow. Whence I doist releasist my box set, maybe those two unaccounted for days will appear, and will fans will go mad.
(Posted at 02:02:33 PM EDT.)
Joel
Negan, Quagan, Palestine, Do you have the Larry Time, We didn't start the fire.Man, I love Billy Joel.
(Posted at 01:55:57 PM EDT.)
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Assistance in Mind Lab
Dr. Sbaitso has come over from the Creative Lab to assist me in the Mind Lab.
Link: Imposter Remote Dr. Sbaitso
(Posted at 05:36:55 AM EDT.)
Impostor
There is only one Mind Lab. But, I do like competition.
Link: The Impostor
(Posted at 05:22:44 AM EDT.)
Remotely
I am feeling very remote and am not remotely interested in your remotely uninteresting remote talk. I bet you are controlled by a remote.
(Posted at 05:13:58 AM EDT.)
Language
There are approximately 1500 words in the English language. There are approximately 7.9 million in the American language. STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER.
(Posted at 05:12:09 AM EDT.)
The Remote
My hand is the remote, THE REMOTE IS MY HAND.
(Posted at 05:09:44 AM EDT.)
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Bebe's Kids
Does anybody know if Bebe's Kids won an Oscar?
(Posted at 05:21:58 PM EDT.)
Sharpy Bean
Sharpy Bean is being held in the mountain stronghold by a group baddies!
(Posted at 04:47:12 PM EDT.)
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Poachers the Advertising Scheme
Poachers also make a good advertising scheme. Poachers are great comic relief. Crocodile Dundee was a box office smash hit because they made good use of Poachers. They even made a Crocodile Dundee II cause the Poacher scheme was so successful.
(Posted at 05:46:04 AM EDT.)
Show me the pony!
Somebody on the Bulletin Board called Looking, posted a message on 22:20:32 5/23/2000 looking for advertising schemes. You have come to the right place! For I am a wealth of ideas, but I do not give my ideas away. I do sell them however.
Ponies
PONIES SELL LIKE HOTCAKES!!!
Pony Pie just 5.95
Pony Wi-Hi
Pony for boy
Pony for a girl
Pony for old man Codger
Ponies around the World!
Pony + Pony equals Two Pony
Show me the Pony!
(Posted at 05:40:10 AM EDT.)
Flaming Tabasco Grey Poupon
I wonder why they haven't made Flaming Tabasco Grey Poupon. It seems to be a natural progression in the Pouponian line of food condiments. May be Grey Poupon thinks they are too good... Screw classy food. I'll just eat buffalo wing sauce on my french fries.
(Posted at 05:17:17 AM EDT.)
De'signation du contenu
Ha! Ha! That makes me laugh. I feel just like I'm in the Grey Poupon commercial. No, I don't have any Grey Poupon, but I do have a dead in eel in my pants.
Link: I think someone is manipulating figures here...
Picture: Gourmet Bulk Food Condiments is the only way to go.
(Posted at 05:12:14 AM EDT.)
List of Contents (De'signation due contenu)
Snakes
(Posted at 05:02:36 AM EDT.)
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Tooth
Black things in your tooth means it is time to brush.
(Posted at 03:06:03 PM EDT.)
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Smokey Quartz
Smokey quartz makes for a great gift for the wife or girlfriend; cause it is gem that they can do real big. I really like those smokey quartz earrings. I think they're fab.
(Posted at 06:16:46 PM EDT.)
Nevermind...
It was my finger that smelled like pepper. That's funny. But I'm not laughing.
(Posted at 03:25:09 PM EDT.)
Pepper
Something smells like pepper...
(Posted at 03:24:22 PM EDT.)
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Robots VS Dogs
A crazy notion, but it happens.
Picture: Robot VS Dog
(Posted at 05:04:50 PM EDT.)
Wheelly Bar
My bar on wheels, it didn't happen. So much for big plans. That's okay, I'll just throw the shopping cart in the neighbour's dog pen.
(Posted at 04:06:14 PM EDT.)
Ignant Speaker
I asked the speaker guy up Circuit City if they could install a Woofer, a Tweeter and a Hooter speaker in my car. He thought I was joking. You'd think they'd have more competent people working at Circuit City, but they don't.
(Posted at 04:03:45 PM EDT.)
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Saturday Bar
I haven't slept in about 37 hours, and it is right about now, DJ Fatboy Slimmy, that I start looking to build things. I've heard in Chicago they have these new hover bars. A floating bar is hockey for me, too much like a happy cloud in Mario World. However, I do like the notion of a movable bar just like I like the notion of Silver Dollar Nipples. So I am going to pop over to food lion and take a couple wheels off the shopping carts and make me wheelly bar. Hell, maybe I'll just throw a whole cart in the back of the Mini Van and make a lazy man's movable bar by attaching a piece of plywood with duct tape to the top of the cart. The Mini Van has got tons of room.
(Posted at 06:20:40 AM EDT.)
Snowashion is HARDKORN
If you are a merchandising consultant for either the Gucci or Puma line of products, I too would like to advertise your goods just the members of the innovative band Korn do on their web site. Gucci and Puma are obviously products that speak to the young generation. I feel with your endorsement and by decking me out in your gear, our nation of youth would listen to me just like they do Korn. Perhaps you could develope me a catchy name for "fashion" like Korn's
"phashion". Perhaps "Snowashion".
Link: Korn Phashion
(Posted at 05:14:55 AM EDT.)
"e"
Mind Lab forgot the "e" on Welcome. Everything is done for a purpose though. Clarity is often contingent on time. Welcom to Mind Lab.
(Posted at 12:04:20 AM EDT.)
Greeting in the New Day
Mind Lab greets the dawn of the new day. Welcom to Mind Lab.
(Posted at 12:01:40 AM EDT.)
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Traffic
A small green light stays on forever, the red light blinks intermittently. Welcome to Mind Lab.
(Posted at 11:58:58 PM EDT.)
Orange Soap is Mind Lab
The only soap in the Mind Lab is the type that smells like an orange orchard and eats the top three layers of skin off your hands.
(Posted at 08:02:36 PM EDT.)
How many minds are in the Mind Lab?
Millions of Minds.
(Posted at 06:37:48 PM EDT.)
What is located in the Mind Lab?
Minds.
(Posted at 02:56:34 PM EDT.)
Introduzca (en espanol)
La casa de la mente es Laboratorio De La Mente.
(Posted at 12:27:14 PM EDT.)
Enter
The house of the mind is Mind Lab.
(Posted at 12:24:23 PM EDT.)
No Floppy Disks
There are no floppy disks in the Mind Lab.
(Posted at 11:17:29 AM EDT.)
Welcome to Mind Lab
I'll be in the Mind Lab for the rest of the day, nobody bother me.
(Posted at 09:31:59 AM EDT.)
The ABC's or Railing
I have often thought of establishing a transmigrational railroad so that I may travel from point A to point B with relative ease. If such a rail existed, I could also stop by points C and D and check on my other many vested potential potentials. The only hang up I can make out right now, is all the livestock farmland we would have to barrel through. May be a barb wire fence could be erected, may be razor wire. Wouldn't that be fun.
(Posted at 08:07:47 AM EDT.)
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Omni is TRUTH
"Ding Dong" probably sounds different to every ear. Maybe to Harry's ear it sounds like, "Dear, Deer" and maybe to Sally Mae's ear, "Doo, Doo". Pigeons probably all hear the same "Ding, Dong" sound though, cause pigeons only have brains the size of raisins. I read that in Omni.
(Posted at 07:36:12 PM EDT.)
Ding Dong
You ever wonder where the "ding dong" sound for the doorbell came from? The doorbell doesn't "ding dong". I can't tell you what sound the doorbell makes, but it doens't go "ding dong", I can tell you that. It's just something that popped in my head.
Link: This kid is stupid.
(Posted at 04:54:15 PM EDT.)
The Answer to my own Riddle
Of course pigeons would eat peanut butter. They eat Vienetta and they eat silly string, so why wouldn't they eat peanut butter? I don't know why I didn't think of that before. I love riddles.
(Posted at 01:40:32 PM EDT.)
Pigeon Peanut Butter
Pigeons eat peanuts, but do they eat peanut butter? I don't know to be honest. It is just a question that popped in head.
(Posted at 01:37:05 PM EDT.)
Beware of the Pigeon Ghost
Never kill a pigeon though... even if that pigeon eats your Viennetta... for if you do, that pigeon will come back as pigeon ghost.
Picture: A pigeon haunting a small child.
(Posted at 09:14:24 AM EDT.)
Viennetta is a Pigeon
People can't even see the pigeon stool on the Viennetta, it blends right in.
(Posted at 09:03:35 AM EDT.)
Worst of the Web II
I'd would just like to reiterate that the Worst of the Web Site is very, very lame. Anybody who makes caricatures of themselves might as well ask for governments grants so they can commission statues of themselves in the town plaza. That way at least pigeons can stink them up with pigeon crap, and the statues will ever so slowly fall into disrepair because pigeon crap is high in steamy acids. The Titanic sunk the same way, pigeon crap made its steally supports ever so weak.
(Posted at 08:25:56 AM EDT.)
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My Site is the Best Site on the Web
I own the best site on the web. The "Worst of the Web" site blows.
Link: Worst of the Web
Picture: Dorks
(Posted at 07:27:37 PM EDT.)
Talkie Tooter
I recently bought Talkie Tooter and logged over 200 hours of HAM radio use with it.
Link: Talkie Tooter Site
Picture: Talkie Tooter
(Posted at 07:18:24 PM EDT.)
I DO NOT WORK FOR THE CIA
So stop sending me prank mails you faggots. PC Pussy
(Posted at 06:49:15 PM EDT.)
How to Pick Up 21 Year Old Girls in the Bar
This will surely get you sex.
(Posted at 06:37:34 PM EDT.)
New Idea.
I thought up of a briliant new idea. It will be called 'The Guy in the Living Room.' More on this later.
(Posted at 06:16:00 PM EDT.)
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Ben Hur
In ancient Grecian times, Samurai used to fight lions and race chariots, just like in Ben Hur. In my own life I have often felt slighted since today there are only Nascar speedways and no more Greek Arenas around. I have thought many times how my own life has paralleled Ben Hur, the famous Samurai of Greece. My mother and sister were never sent to the leper mines, but, I know if chariot racing were around today, I would not only have my picture plastered all over mugs and t-shirts, but I'd be the BEST samurai around.Check this poser Samuri.
(Posted at 11:32:45 AM EDT.)
I See a Tape Recorder and I Grab It
I don't keep up to much on rap music to much, or MPBee's and Nappy, the music nabbing machine, but I do know that Lar's Ulrich is whining bitch. I think he needs a nappy. I like that Mr. Chuck D. fella. He's alright. Rapstation.com
(Posted at 08:04:10 AM EDT.)
Hillary Rodamn Clinton
I'd have sex with Hillary Rodamn Clinton if she propositioned me.
(Posted at 07:16:23 AM EDT.)
Cyber
I am a cyberguru. Listen to my brain cyber like a million and one pennies sloshing the piggy bank yelling, "Let me out onto this great new world of wonder so I can cybersurf in cyberspace!" I throw down in cyberslang with top 20 cybers in the business today. Hello, cybercommunicating Larry Snow, how may I help you? Sorry I can't go to work today, my eyes only work in cyberlight! It is time now to eat a cybertwinkee. So please excuse me while I cyberjize my body with cybercakeygoodness!
(Posted at 05:59:19 AM EDT.)
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Double Dare Experiment
I'm not to much into experimenting with my food, but every now and again I do. I can tell you one thing not to make though, and that is Blue Cheese Pees. Cold chunky blue cheese poured over green steamy pees is pretty damn gross. The only place Blue Cheese Pees might be acceptable would be on Double Dare. However, Mark Summers if you are reading this, you can't have my idea. It is copyrighted like all my thoughts for my mind is a gold mine of rubies and radioactive ore. Mark Summer's I double dare you to steal my idea and see if I don't sue you. Punk.
(Posted at 03:24:16 PM EDT.)
Satan is a Retard
It seems all the rage today to make Satan Cool again. The only thing I understand about Satan worship is that it is retarded and sad, just like the story of Marty Insull. Marty was a fella I knew. He played accordion for Cajun band in a bar I used to frequent. However the ways of Satan got into his head and then he went down the path less travelled, the path of the Devil. He met some Satanists who convinced him to play accordion in a Satan Band. Marty was put in ward after they found him injecting stray cats with urine he'd fermented with yeast in microbrews. I tell you what, if you are into Satan Rock, you'll end up just like Marty drinking goat semen for giggles. Even The Onion is better than Satan. Peace.
(Posted at 11:30:33 AM EDT.)
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Shitknocker
It's a funny word, isn't it? Exactly how does one knock shit? Or farts for that matter...
(Posted at 10:37:47 PM EDT.)
The Curves of Vocab
The words "tit" and "titty", may not be four letter words, but I still like them a whole lot!
(Posted at 06:57:00 PM EDT.)
Codes
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(Posted at 03:42:01 PM EDT.)
I See Dead People
Call me old fashioned, but I do not think that children should have access to the Internet.Kids are Creepy.
(Posted at 09:48:20 AM EDT.)
Best Joke of All Time
You know what I think is one of the best jokes ever? Get a paper towel and stick your tongue through it. That cracks me up every time. God, I love that joke!
(Posted at 09:35:56 AM EDT.)
Story
Here is a story about Wolf:Wolf went to the park one sunny day. He brought a lunch to eat in the park. Wolf sat down on a nearby bench and opened up his lunch.
"Boy I am hungry" said Wolf. Suddenly out of the sky came a big bird and grabbed Wolf's lunch. "You MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER SON OF BITCH!!!" yelled Wolf. Wolf then jumped up and....
....to be continued....
(Posted at 12:15:03 AM EDT.)
Welcome
Well I'll be damned. Cliff said he would put this thing up, and he finally did. Expect Greatness to flow from this page.
(Posted at 12:10:43 AM EDT.)
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- Larry Snow
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